Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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