One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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