so that wasnt chicken after all
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
worst night to have a conscience
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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