You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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