id be glad to
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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