The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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