Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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