Don't you send me to vm
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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