he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
nutella sex= disaster
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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