11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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