I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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