This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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