I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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