Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
