I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My vagina is very pro this idea
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