Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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