I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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