Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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