Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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