so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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