Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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