: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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