How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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