If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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