I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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