How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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