Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Me. At least after what I've been through.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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