I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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