There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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