Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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