Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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