Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
