He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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