Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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