Im at strip club and am horny
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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