i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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