I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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