she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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