So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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