Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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