I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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