WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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