it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
third nipple confirmed
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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