the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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