Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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