Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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