fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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