He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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