But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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