eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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