you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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