I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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