i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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