O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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